Absolutely Normal Goose Plushie

"Tried 3 times. Always sold out. Finally got it... and this is hands-down the best thing I’ve ever bought. 🪿💛"

— Alex J.

"SO. SOFT. My girlfriend actually squealed when she opened it!!! Worth every penny"

— Colby M.

"Downside: now my family wants one. Upside: it’s literally a goose-shaped cloud. Absolute perfection. PS- Get the biggest size if you want it CHONKY."

— Taylor P.